A Message To Women From a Bald Guy

A few weeks ago I read somewhere the following statement from a single woman:

"Who do bald guys think they are kidding by wearing a baseball hat?"

Well the other day I made my annual visit to my skin doctor. And he gave me the annual admonition that I have heard every year for the past couple of decades.

"Make sure whenever you go outside, even on cloudy days, that you cover up your head to avoid any chance of developing skin cancer!"

So ladies, that is why we "follicly-challenged" guys always wear baseball hats. It is not an ego thing.